Sunday, March 15, 2009

HELP EX CALL GIRLS TAKE OFF WITH THEIR LEGIT HOME MASSAGE SERVICE BUSINESS









































HELP EX CALL GIRLS TAKE OFF WITH THEIR LEGIT HOME MASSAGE SERVICE BUSINESS

AVAIL OF THEIR NO NONSENSE MASSAGE ENTERPRISE AND SUPPORT THEM TO STAY THE COURSE OF THEIR REFORM; DON’T TEMPT THEM WITH BIG TIPS TO SHOW THEIR BIG TITS OR END UP LYING DOWN ON THE BED IN YOUR PLACE..

MOST OF ALL DON’T CALL THEM TO COME TO THE APARTMENT WHEN THE MISSUS OR THE LIVE IN PARTNER IS OUT SHOPPING OR DINING WITH HER FRIENDS. THAT’S DOWNRIGHT SNEAKY RIGHT AT THE START AND FOREBODES MALICIOUS INTENTION.






Home Service Prime Time Surcharges


Your wife around none


Your wife not around $ 20


Upsize


Up hers $ 20

Up yours $ 30



Toppings


Her on top $ 20

You on top No extra charge




Special Areas


Near crotch $20

Near anus $ 20

Near both Need Psycho Clearance


Twit Nipple


Twit hers $ 20

Twit yours $ 30



Fellatio


Of the thumb $ 20

Of the big toe $ 30

Of the real thing ask for spot prices



Tongue Massage


Chop chop $ 20

Slop slop $ 40

Her tongue $ 50

Yours $ 60


Breast Massage


Single $ 20

Double $ 30

Yours no extra charge

Hers $ 60


Buns


Knead buns $ 20

Knead buns PLUS yank eggs $ 40



Tips

Good looking hunks get 20% discount

Well hung gets it free

Stubs pay double

Pay as you enter

Enter now pay after

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Life is short, have an affair

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Lusting for Ellebana Seyer In a Lewd Poem With Bawdry Poetry

Below is the image at: mykiru.blogspot.com/2007_10_31_archive.html






























''Camo'' Mini  Desert Canteen








Dear Ellebana I Want To Lick Your Canteen

The streaks of frosty dewdrops on the façade look so inviting
I will press my cheeks on the chills from inside so refreshing

Oh Ellebana I want to savor your lipstick

The bright red color cheers up like candy cane on penny lane
Fluffy pillows pout and stretch to half moon with succulence

Sweet Ellebana I want to feed your beaver

She’s been vegetarian so long it’s time to try sausage Bavarian
If that’s wimpy plain maybe spicy like arms length Hungarian

Lovely Ellebana I want to suckle your honeydews

They stood up and wowed everybody down by the fruit section
Bursting lusciousness overflowing juices need devoted suction

Darling Ellebana I want to nuzzle your buns

Symmetry in motion they are molded perfection by artist hands
Baker outdid himself creating mounds tasting leaps and bounds

My Ellebana I want to smooch your nectar

Sheen of your skin like smooth silk can enrapture and capture me
Down from above or up from below there’s no place I’d rather be