DO JAPANESE GET CONFUSED
BY THE OVERSIZED SAGGING
BUSTS OF SUMO WRESTLERS?
WOULDN’T YOU BE IF
YOU GREW UP IN
AN ERA WHEREIN HULK
HOGAN SPORTED CLEAVAGE
MORE PRONOUNCED THAN
JESSICA SIMPSON’S?
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WOULDN’T IT BE HILARIOUS
IF THE WWF BEHEMOTHS
GLIDED IN THE RING
TO SWAT EACH OTHER’S
BOOBIES AND YANK AT
NIPPLES DURING CLINCHES?
Worse part is to know that lurking underneath the flimsy swimwear are their Kobe birds and speedballs shrunk to pimple size due to overuse of steroids.
COULD IT BE THAT
JAPAN’S SERENE AND HEAVENLY
ENVIRONS LIKE PARADISE IS
BEST LEFT UNSPOILED BY
SWEATY AND HEATED PASSIONS?
Japanese are the most courteous people in the world. They bow and pay respects to each other even to foreigners at every juncture. It could be that Japanese are reluctant to engage their women because they have to employ the most polite style of lovemaking known to man. This has led to a decline of their population growth more than at any part of the globe.
Making love the Japanese way must be more tedious and elaborate than a ‘Cha No Yu’ tea ceremony which is so ritualistic with traditional steps that it takes 1,000 bows, 2,000 shrugs, 3,000 grunts and three hours to consume one cup of hot green tea. No wonder the Japanese ride roughshod like suddenly liberated caged tigers once they descend on foreign shores.
Here’s a sampling of a customary Japanese love scene.
Pardon me (bow). May I kiss your rrrips?
Prease (bow). Beer my guest, dozo (bow)
Excuse me, sumimasen (bow), Do kindly take off your clothes.
Surely (bow), with pleasure, kocherai dozo. This way please
Wow, err I mean sorry (bow), subarashi, it’s perfection. I really rob you
Daijobu des (bow). It’s no big deal. No, your thing is a big deal. I mean you are excused.
Knock, knock (bow). May I enter now?
Irishaimase (bow). You are most wercome. Please enter at leisure.
Oishi kata (bow) it’s so delicious
Honto ni (bow). It’s true. I second the motion
B A N Z A I!
Domo, domo (bow). Thank you. You were great.
Domo arigato gozaimas (bow). Many thanks to you. Your rovriness made it possiber.
Gochisuo sama deshita (bow). Forgive me the best I can do.
Ii ne (bow). Don’t mention it. You were fantastic.
Oyasuminasai (bow). Good night, my love. Atode (bow) Till tomorrow. ZZZZZZZZZ
Wakaranai (bow). I don’t understand why she fell asleep so fast.
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