Thursday, January 29, 2009

The Ara and Valerie Gang Bang the Gong and Sandwich Pacman’s Hard On the Wallet Thrilla in Nevada Between Their Busy Skeds




































































































































Supahpapalicious DVD Starring Valerie Concepcion



















London Theatre Direct - book theatre gift vouchers










The Ara and Valerie Gang Bang the Gong and Sandwich Pacman’s Hard On the Wallet Thrilla in Nevada Between Their Busy Skeds

Wild Card is Really.

Slam Bang Orgy and Free for All Showdown Is Preceded By A No Holds Barred Pillow Fight Prior to the First Bell at The Opulent Wynn’s Casino in Las Vegas. In the Aftermath of the Grueling Tit for Tit or Tête-à-tête Where Knock Ups and Not Knockdowns Count, the Action Shifts to the Center Ring at Daybreak Where Pacquiao Tries to Rustle Up His Last Remaining Ounce of Strength to Go Toe to Toe with a Highly Volatile Hatton Whose Monkish Training Philosophy Swings to the Opposite End of the Pendulum Whereby Sex and Women Are Banned During the Last Six Months of Rigorous Conditioning.

So who’s gonna give first, Pacquiao drained of every drop of spermatozoa or Hatton who’s ready to burst with a volcanic eruption?

Will a low blow from Pacquiao give Hatton a mid ring wet dream?


Dear Sir Ricky Hatton
You Should Just Have Stayed in London
To Mind Your Own Baton

You Have the Gall to Think
You Can Box Your Way To Find A Chink
In Pacquiao’s Armor of Zinc

Too Bad the Girls Got There First
To Plug Some Holes Which Ooze the Juice
Of the Pound for Pound Boxing Best

London Bridge Is Falling Down
Before the Eighth Round and So Will Hatton
Floyd Mayweather Here We Come

Monday, January 26, 2009

VALERIE TONGUE TWISTER WHIPS PACMAN’S SPEEDBALL AND RATTLES IT AT THE HOOK WITH A SHUDDERING RUMBLE


















































































































































Pitong Dalagita DVD Starring Valerie Concepcion








VALERIE TONGUE TWISTER WHIPS PACMAN’S SPEEDBALL AND RATTLES IT FROM THE HOOK WITH A SHUDDERING RUMBLE

HIS DEEP GLADIATOR GRUNTS BECOME WHIMPERING CRESCENDOES FROM THE ECSTASY

“MONEY err MANNY IS NO OBJECT”, HE CRIES

“JUST GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOCK err SHOT”, HE SIGHS










Ultimate Fitness










KEEP YOUR HATTON
MANNY WOULD RATHER SPEND THE TIME
TO HONEYMOON WITH VALERIE CONCEPCION

Valerie Valerie
Banana Mama Valerie
Be My Valerie

Manny Manny
Rich Daddy
Show Me The Money
Sweet Honey
Fly Me To Gay Paree

Jinky Jinky No Worry
Bonanza Dollah
For Manny
Big As Bank Treasury

Ara Ara Don’t Hurry
There’s Plenty
Prize Money
Everybody’ll Be Happy

Pacquiao Pacquiao Anyhow
Hatton Asking Way Too High
Spar With Valerie
On The Sly

Hatton Hatton Loose Cannon
Try Fighting Sly Stallone
Just Don’t Break Grandpappy’s Bone

Monday, January 19, 2009

Socking Blows, Jabs, and Crunching Clinches Beef Up Manny’s Arsenal, Perk His Game and Sop His Brain Courtesy of Ara Mina



















Socking Blows, Jabs, and Crunching Clinches Beef Up Manny’s Arsenal, Perk His Game and Sop His Brain Courtesy of Ara Mina

Did you know that Ara is a mean fitness Guru
Who taught Freddie Roach one thing or two
She brought deadliness to Pacquiao’s end game
Which make the dead stand up whence he came

Now she’s part of the sizzling gravy train
After all the toxicity she was able to drain
Her tonsils reeled from the stampeding rush
To cry hoarsely to cheer ‘Manny Omigosh’

It’s not fairness to roast Ara Mina with hilarity
It’s not her fault she got thrown in with Manny
They looked for a beauty to match star quality
Her acting awards are known to all and sundry

She is one of the most beautiful in movie Manila
Her bearing and polish are above showbiz hoopla
She comes from a family politically well connected
To sue my ass off if this comedy is not abated

Pardon me Miss Ara I have always been your fan
You have to forgive this ambitious son of a gun
I was only trying my best to create internet ripples
For your movie in Amazon with no show of nipples









Saturday, January 17, 2009

DEAR VALERIE MANNY FAXED ME AND SCREWED U2































Anak Ng Kumander - Manny Pacquiao, Ara Mina, Valerie Concepcion (Philippine Movie DVD)









































DEAR VALERIE MANNY FAXED ME AND SCREWED U2


Ara’s Tell All Kiss and Tell

Saves Pacquiao From The Belle



Miss you much since together we did that movie
I thought then that Manny had eyes only for me
Thought wrongly I had to hurdle only wife Jinky
Not to cross swords with my good friend Valerie

Can’t imagine what got us hooked to this Manny
His dashing good looks plus tons of prize money
Now they say he can buy all of General Santos
And keep concubines in mansions in Palos Altos

Its touching when he prays in his corner to thank God
Humility is his strength much more than the dollar wad
Manny Pacquiao raises his country with the great glory
His countrymen find hope and faith with every victory

I asked him to back me in one daring concert venture
I wanted to bring in Bono for a reunion with U2
Last minute he faxed me it can’t be the in near future
He has to face Hatton in London so just screw U2

Hope this explanation spares Manny from the hell
From the ire of Jinky his wife, his life’s true Belle
We both were enamored by his spunk and bravado
But both held off from creaming his green avocado










Good Avocado