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“Go Forth And Multiply” Has Been Revised To “Go For It And Mouth That Fly”
The tongue has been switched from tasting to lapping and probing
The mouth spends more time with slobbering rather than for eating
Holes become walls not for entering but for ramming and blocking
Anuses for excretion get ambushed to reverse in opposite direction
Pity the weary poop that gets stranded and pummeled beyond relief
Don’t push it all the way up the throat to a yucky exit beyond belief
Both spouses wear pants in the home unless one goes cross dressing
Lindsay Ronson or Samantha Lohan; wait for the court’s new ruling
Mr. and Mr. or Ms. and Ms. sound like hit and miss too weird to hear
Papa and Daddy, Mama and Mommy seem to be never here nor there
The man of the house becomes plural and a housewife is now neutral
Hope they leave it at species with two legs and keep off Rinty’s eggs
Love for fellow men doesn’t really mean that you have to screw them
It is giving of oneself to foster a harmony and unity for all and sundry
Babies can be cloned from stem cells and be customized to toe the line
New morality needs everybody to rise as one so nobody gets left behind
Being gay is not a curse just chant the Maha Mantras to the Abba Krishna
In His heavenly domain genders don’t count only Hare Krishna Hare Rama
Over our earthly forms and desires loving one another leads to the Nirvana
Purge impurities of the flesh by giving Glory and chanting the Maha Mantra
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