Or maybe not because I love my wife of more than 30 years.
Do you think I can have both of them?
Maybe no, because that will take up too much of my limited time nowadays as a sixty year old.
Beisdes, Paz might think of me as too old and not like my paunch while my wife seems inured to it.
What’s more, it will be too much trouble putting my best foot forward for Paz’s sake while my wife takes my idiosyncrasies for granted.
Like taking a shower. I have to take two showers to look good to Paz while my wife requires only one for the day.
Of course, Paz Vega is so bewitching and desirable that I would be willing to reinvent myself to make her love me.
Please make her mine to have and to hold.
I get so breathless just imagining where I will kiss her first. She looks fantastic all over.
I’m a little insecure about my energy for a wild romp in bed with Paz Vega. She could be very disappointed with my sputtering intensity. Maybe I can take Red Bull which is rumored to be spiked with cocaine or maybe Viagra. But they say Viagra can induce a heart attack. That would be ideal or dreamlike. To die in the arms or stranglehold of Paz Vega would be the best way of bowing out. But she might scream and dump me on the floor. Maybe my wife will cry and hug me tenderly. Maybe my wife will hold me lovingly.
Maybe Paz Vega loves the klieg lights and the limelight too much as go to all the celebrity parties every night. Maybe she likes dancing till the wee hours of the morning. Poor me, I love to go to bed at nine o’clock P.M. and would be snoring soundly while my wife watches DVD’s until she dozes off too. Wow, it will be fun to watch Paz Vega with all the glitter and the spectacular beauty swaying to the disco beat. But keeping up with her is something else. Maybe it’s too much for me.
Dear Abba Krishna maybe You could bless me to be a young hunk and look like Spencer Pratt. But will my wife recognize me? Plus I might get decked by Al Roker for being a real pain. Plus David Letterman will look at me as slimy too. The unkindest cut would be to have Lauren Conrad hate me. Now I am confused whether I love Lauren more than Paz or vice versa. Can I possibly have three? Lauren, Paz, and my wife too? Plus I don’t think I want to be as young as Spencer again. It’s too much hassle. I’m looking forward to see the other side. To be reunited with You in your domain up there somewhere.
O Most Holy Almighty God the Father in heaven, the Abba Krishna
I love You
Please preserve me in my marriage to my wife and grant us to be together in happiness and fulfillment in our retirement
Please bless me to be more spiritual in my senior years and to be reunited with You when it’s time to go.
Please bless me to love my wife, my family, and my fellow men according to the love you foster
Please bless my granddaughter and nurture her to grow up in love and happiness
O Most Holy Almighty God the Father in heaven, the Abba Krishna
I love You
Hare Krishna, Hare Rama, Abba Krishna
In the Name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit, Amen
Assalamu Aleikum
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